Probably the most controversial issue in theology right now is the Ninja Turtles.  I know this because whenever I attempt to start a Turtles dialogue with other Evangelical Thought Leaders™, they all melt into the shadows like so many homeschoolers at a Christian college freshman mixer: .@timkellernyc do u think the ninja turtles could be

  ***** Probably the most important part of being a Christian is arguing about stuff.  2018 has already seen Christians arguing about women in seminary, Trump, yoga, immigrants, how to translate the New Testament, and whether angels are allowed to watch people masturbate, and okay that last one is mostly just me, but I read

Guys, it looks like Christians on social media are fighting again, this time over the role of women in seminary. Piper: “If it’s unbiblical to have women as pastors, how can it be biblical for women to teach men about a role they don’t qualify for?” — Desiring God (@desiringGod) January 23, 2018 I

***** A long time ago, Jesus was trying to explain to his followers how he would one day return.  Everyone was like “cool, when?” so Jesus was all like “no one knows the date or–” …except everyone kept interrupting him. “Today?” they asked. And Jesus was all like I haven’t even left yet, are you

***** He sits in the study, quietly composing tweet storms.  Fire gently crackling in the fireplace.  Casting Crowns playing in the background. She enters, pulling the door shut behind her.  She is dressed in her Good Sweatpants. “The kids are asleep,” she announces, but his eyes do not leave the screen. “Even Malachi?” he asks.

***** Probably if there is one thing I am known for, it is heroically scoring 12 points against the theological degenerates of Gateway Christian, helping to end their reign of terror in the St. Louis Metro Christian Athletic Association, even though Mike Chavez only scored 1 point that night, probably because he was real distracted

Being an Evangelical Thought Leader™ is more than just writing think pieces and tweeting platitudes.  I mean, that’s about 95% of it, sure, but there’s other stuff, too.  Like sacrifice.  Sacrifice is when you notice that the other Thought Leaders are more famous than you, so you make a big deal about giving up something,