***** It might not seem like it, but probably lots of Christians still commit sins.  But which sins are the worst?  Why hasn’t someone made a ranking, so that whenever a Christian is like, “ayo, having a bad day, gonna do a sin and see if that helps” they can check the list and make

***** I was a very strange teenager.  If you’ve read Homeschool Sex Machine, you’re familiar with my orbit through the world of fundamentalism and homeschooling.  If you haven’t read Homeschool Sex Machine, I wouldn’t recommend it; it says the word “bosom.” One of the things I did in the 90s in lieu of dating or

***** View post on imgur.com My friends, I come not to attack or defend John Piper; I come only to celebrate his weird tweets.  After his latest tweet about sexy stones (we’ll get there, oh yes) started riling up the Christian blogosphere, I looked around to see if anyone had put all his strangest tweets

***** Probably the biggest crisis in Christianity right now is that no one has put all the pictures of Adam & Eve together and ranked them according to how hot they are.  But wait, some will say.  Shouldn’t Christians resist judging people based on their physical appearance?  Yes, of course, if you think you might

***** WASHINGTON, DC THE WHITE HOUSE President Trump has called an emergency meeting of Christian figures to help him deal with a pressing issue… [door swings open] JOEL OSTEEN: Blessings! PRESIDENT TRUMP: One question: are Presbyterians Christians? JOEL OSTEEN: sometimes the internet people send me money PRESIDENT TRUMP: I don’t care.  Are Presbyterians Christians? JOEL