Probably the most important issue facing the Church today is masturbation. I was homeschooled for 39 years, so I have no idea what masturbation actually is, but I asked my youth pastor and he said it is something that public school kids do, so I guess it’s like homework, which is another thing I have no

***** Probably the hardest part of marriage is when you get old or something, I actually have no idea, my marriage has been pretty perfect so far.  I don’t, like, believe in struggling and stuff–that’s not my spiritual gift or whatever. But some Christians have bad marriages.  And because this is a think piece, I’ll