Probably the most important issue facing the Church today is masturbation. I was homeschooled for 39 years, so I have no idea what masturbation actually is, but I asked my youth pastor and he said it is something that public school kids do, so I guess it’s like homework, which is another thing I have no
Probably the one thing people don’t realize about me is that I was a baseball star. ***** When I was 17, right in the middle of the events of Homeschool Sex Machine, I left the homeschool world and enrolled at a private school with a funny name: Christian High School, which had apparently been named during
***** Probably the hardest part of marriage is when you get old or something, I actually have no idea, my marriage has been pretty perfect so far. I don’t, like, believe in struggling and stuff–that’s not my spiritual gift or whatever. But some Christians have bad marriages. And because this is a think piece, I’ll
***** Update: Voting is now closed. We have a winner! 2017 March Gladness Champion Whit ***** Well…here we are, folks. It’s been an emotional ride. This will be the final tournament post; check back to see who is crowned champion. ***** Okay, so here’s what’s already happened: Round one Round one podcast breakdown Round two
***** Update: Final four voting is closed–head on over to the Championship round to continue voting! Guys, it’s been a chaotic, emotionally-charged tournament. Feelings have been hurt. Relationships have been tested. We began with 64 teams; now we are down to four. I, too, have felt the sting of disappointment: My prediction of a Song of Solomon
***** Update: Round 4 voting has ended. The next round will be posted soon. Again, let me start by acknowledging the other Christianity brackets that readers have made me aware of: Zack Hunt’s bracket Best Christian Book bracket Lent Madness Episcopal budget bracket Church Song Bracket Now then. A moment of reflection for the Round 3
***** Update: Round 2 voting has ended. Check out the results below, or head over to Round 3 to continue voting! Welcome back! First, a moment for all the Round 1 losers: Farewell, sweet princes and princesses; you were too beautiful for this tournament. [pours out cranberry juice on kitchen floor] Let’s get to it.
***** Update: Round 1 voting has ended. Check out the results below, listen to a breakdown on the podcast, and head over to Round 2 to continue voting! Region 1 One is the flagship of evangelicalism. Kellie Copeland was on a really bad Christian children’s TV show, but 14-year-old me would like it entered into the