coverSomeone has stolen seven Gospel Awards, setting into motion an adventure across Christian culture to intercept a team of homeschool assassins, punch televangelist-eating sharks in the face, evangelize an island of nudists, and defend a nativity scene from an army of atheists.  $4.99 on Amazon Kindle

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Embark on an adolescent odyssey across the fringes of 90s Christian culture. Meet deranged Sunday School teachers, homeschool secret societies, youth pastors with frosted tips, and experience the high-pressure, sexually charged world of competitive Bible Quiz.         $2.99 on Amazon Kindle